Sean Greenbek's Quasi-Diary

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8.01.2006

Raisinettes

Three reasons why I love Nestle Raisinettes:

1) They're fucking delicious.
2) Girls fucking love them. You want her to take her pants off? Give her a Raisinette.
3) They're fucking raisins covered in chocolate. Come on!

Raisinettes are so fucking awesome. It's like God and (pre-criminal) Martha Stewart had a baby. The baby grew up, and someone got the idea to harvest its feces to make candy--sweet, God-baby candy.

2 Comments:

At 8/01/2006 03:13:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't take my clothes off for a Raisinette...therefore, although you're learning science (as stated in the last entry) your understanding of theory could use some work.

 
At 8/01/2006 03:50:00 PM, Blogger Paul Crawford said...

I said girls, you silly person.

 

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