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7.27.2006

Crap

So yesterday i just finished taking this huge dump, myself, and I was headed back to my lab when I passed someone walking real funny in the opposite direction. He was walking like he crapped his pants. And just as he was passing me something 'plopped' onto the ground beside me.

I stopped and turned. Starting there, a line of dots was being laid down from his pant leg. What was it? I stuck my finger in it to get a little to examine. Smelled like poop, and tasted like poop. I looked back and saw the guy going into the bathroom.

So I wiped my finger off on my jeans, grabbed a drink from the drinking fountain, then went back to my lab where I laughed my ass off and ate leftover pizza.

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